Sleigh What?!HOLIDAY HAVOC HQPlay the free game ↗

OFFICIAL EQUIPMENT FOR UNOFFICIAL EMERGENCIES

Good company.
Questionable
decisions.

The tree has opinions. The snacks have demands.
Give your table something ridiculous to agree on.

Get the free Christmas Crisis Kit ↓

A printable PDF. No signup required. Actual laughter not included in the paperwork.

A snowman at a festive table negotiates with a clipboard-wielding Christmas tree and a gravy-boat captain
FIG. 02 · YOUR NEXT PERFECTLY NORMAL GATHERING

OPEN IN CASE OF AWKWARD SMALL TALK

Print it.
Pass it around.
Defend your terrible idea.

Three original mini crises, three choices each. Read one aloud, discuss the options, then vote. The host reveals what happened.

No right answers. No performance required. Anyone can pass.

FREE
FIELD KIT

Inside your kit

  • A one-page host guide
    Get everyone playing in a minute.
  • Three table-ready crises
    With a consequence for every choice.
  • A / B / C voting cards
    Print extra copies or vote with your fingers.
  • An official-ish keepsake
    Record the decision your table will never live down.
Download the printable PDF ↗

PREFER YOUR CHAOS INTERACTIVE?

Eight crises.
One Christmas.

Play the free Christmas Crisis Simulator. Choose from a pool of 36 prewritten crises, manage Spirit, Patience and Supplies, and make a postcard of your actual decisions.

Play solo or gather around one screen. Discussion is encouraged. Blaming the tree is understandable.

Assume festive command ↗
Snowman dispatcher answers a red emergency telephone amid festive mayhem
Sleigh What?! book cover

WELCOME TO HOLIDAY HAVOC HQ

More reasons to put
the phones in a pile.

Sleigh What?! brings illustrated holiday absurdity to the table. Holiday Havoc HQ is the home we’re building for more shared holiday mischief.

The game and this printable kit are ready now. Further book and HQ offers are still in development; release details will appear here when they’re ready.

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