OFFICIAL EQUIPMENT FOR UNOFFICIAL EMERGENCIES
Good company.
Questionable
decisions.
The tree has opinions. The snacks have demands.
Give your table something ridiculous to agree on.
Prefer less ink? Download the print edition ↓
Eight illustrated pages. Three original crises. No signup required.
OPEN IN CASE OF AWKWARD SMALL TALK
Print it.
Pass it around.
Defend your terrible idea.
Three original mini crises, three choices each. Read one aloud, discuss the options, then vote. The host reveals what happened.
No right answers. No performance required. Anyone can pass.
FIELD KIT
Inside your kit
- A one-page host guide
Get everyone playing in a minute. - Three illustrated crises
Separate host reveals and optional creative missions. - A / B / C voting cards
Print extra copies or vote with your fingers. - An official-ish keepsake
Record the decision your table will never live down.
PREFER YOUR CHAOS INTERACTIVE?
Eight crises.
One Christmas.
Play the free Christmas Crisis Simulator. Meet a changing cast across 36 prewritten crises. Follow your instincts, discover your holiday alter ego, and make a postcard of the decisions your family will never let you forget.
Play solo or gather around one screen. Discussion is encouraged. Blaming the tree is understandable.
Assume festive command ↗
SLEIGH WHAT?! · AN EXILE PRESS BOOK IN DEVELOPMENT
Twelve days.
Your family’s kind of ridiculous.
The simulator asks you to choose. The book invites you to create: read an illustrated holiday fiasco, take on a quick mission, then compare the wonderfully different answers around your table.
Built for families and mixed-age groups who enjoy silly stories, drawing, improvising or defending an absurd idea. Quiet contributors can write or draw; passing is always fine.
The twelve-day format gives you a reason to come back together after the presents are opened. Each day is designed around a scenario, creative prompts, an action and a moment worth sharing.
See the book’s world ↓A GLIMPSE FROM DEVELOPMENT
The gingerbread house
has some explaining to do.
A real illustration from the project’s chapter materials, not a final printed spread. The edition and release details are still being developed.
TRY A PUBLIC ACTIVITY SAMPLE
The Wreath Trial
A wreath has brought a complaint to the living room. Everyone gets one sentence of wildly confident testimony.
Your turn: What is your defense? Say it, write it, or let someone else take the stand.
That is the leap from game to book: your group invents the response. The story you leave with belongs to your table.
Adapted from the public Sleigh What?! press-kit sample.
Download the free kit ↓Holiday Havoc HQ starts here with the free game and kit. Further offers and email updates will appear when ready. No purchase or signup is required.